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Notable Quotes.................. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown ______________________________________________ Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children" -- Author Unknown ______________________________________________ "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey _______________________________________________ "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." -- Jeff Foxworthy _______________________________________________ "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams _______________________________________________ "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry _______________________________________________ "What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?" -- Marilyn Pittman _______________________________________________ "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." --Bob Ettinger _______________________________________________ "My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." --Paula Poundstone _______________________________________________ "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." --Conan O'Brien _______________________________________________ "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery _______________________________________________ "I know how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" -- Richard Jeni _______________________________________________ "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law." --Jerry Seinfeld _______________________________________________ "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? Do tall people burn slower?" --Warren Hutcherson _______________________________________________ "Bigamy is having one wife or husband too many. Monogamy is the same." --Oscar Wilde _______________________________________________ "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Lewis Grizzard _______________________________________________ "Suppose you were an idiot.... And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But I repeat myself." --Mark Twain _______________________________________________ "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams _______________________________________________ "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne _______________________________________________ "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal _______________________________________________ "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" --Dave Barry _______________________________________________ From an email passed on by C. Reinarman -- June 2002 |
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