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Match up the lines below with their authors. Everyone can play, everyone's a winner.

A.Woody Allen

B.W.C. Fields

C. Fred Allen

D. Dorothy Parker

E. Groucho Marx

F. George Bernard Shaw

G. James Thurber

H. Mark Twain

I. Oscar Wilde

J. Jules Fieffer 
 
 
1. "Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

2. "She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
3. "She developed a persistent troubled frown which gave her the expression of someone who is trying to repair a watch with gloves on."

4. "Virtue has never been as respectable as money."

5. "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."

6. "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should be drawn and quoted."

7. "I believe in sex and death, two things that happen once in a man's life"

8. "I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech patterns, my father's posture, my father's walk, my father's opinions and my mother's contempt for my father."

9. "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience."

10. "I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

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