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A.Woody Allen
B.W.C. Fields
C. Fred Allen
D. Dorothy Parker
E. Groucho Marx
F. George Bernard Shaw
G. James Thurber
H. Mark Twain
I. Oscar Wilde
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1. "Brevity is the soul
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2. "She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
3. "She developed a persistent troubled frown which gave her
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5. "It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be
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6. "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should
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7. "I believe in sex and death, two things that happen once
in a man's life"
8. "I grew up to have my father's looks, my father's speech
patterns, my father's posture, my father's walk, my father's opinions and
my mother's contempt for my father."
9. "We learn from experience that men never learn anything from
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10. "I'd rather be in Philadelphia." |
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